{"id":3847,"date":"2016-03-02T18:50:54","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T17:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www1.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/?p=3847"},"modified":"2019-03-29T15:39:14","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T14:39:14","slug":"vtipy-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/?p=3847","title":{"rendered":"Vtipy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Jdou man\u017eel\u00e9 do \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 restaurace. Man\u017eelka se pt\u00e1 \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka: ,,Co n\u00e1m m\u016f\u017eete nab\u00eddnout k j\u00eddlu?&#8221;<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n\u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk odpov\u00ed: ,,M\u00e1me ps\u00ed steaky, ko\u010di\u010d\u00ed nohy&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nMan\u017eelka odpov\u00ed: ,,Je\u017ekovy o\u010di.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk odpov\u00ed: ,,Dobr\u00fd v\u00fdb\u011br.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u00edte, co je to vrchol obezity?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nKdy\u017e spadnete ze v\u0161ech stran postele najednou.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pep\u00ed\u010dek je poprv\u00e9 v zoo a pt\u00e1 se: ,,Tati, pro\u010d na m\u011b ta gorila za sklem tak divn\u011b kouk\u00e1?&#8221;<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>,,Ml\u010d, jsme u pokladny.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jde \u010cech, Rus a Ameri\u010dan ke studni p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nRus \u0159ekne: ,,Do Ruska.&#8221;<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nAmeri\u010dan \u0159ekne: ,,Do Ameriky.&#8221;<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n\u010cech zakopne a \u0159ekne: ,,Do prdele.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vsad\u00ed se Ameri\u010dan, \u010cech a Rus, kdo vydr\u017e\u00ed d\u00e9le u tcho\u0159e.<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nAmerican vydr\u017e\u00ed minutu, pak vyleze a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: ,,Fuj, ten tcho\u0159 si prdnul.&#8221;<br \/>\nRus tam vydr\u017e\u00ed 2 minuty, vyleze a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: ,,Fuj, ten tcho\u0159 si prdnul.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u010cech tam vydr\u017e\u00ed den, dva dny, pak vyjde tcho\u0159 a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: ,,Fuj, ten<br \/>\n\u010cech si prdnul.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>www.evtipy.cz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jdou man\u017eel\u00e9 do \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 restaurace. Man\u017eelka se pt\u00e1 \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka: ,,Co n\u00e1m m\u016f\u017eete nab\u00eddnout k j\u00eddlu?&#8221;\u00a0 \u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk odpov\u00ed: ,,M\u00e1me ps\u00ed steaky, ko\u010di\u010d\u00ed nohy&#8230;&#8221; Man\u017eelka odpov\u00ed: ,,Je\u017ekovy&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,150],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-3847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene","category-vtipy","tag-unor-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3851,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3847\/revisions\/3851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}