{"id":3377,"date":"2015-12-17T17:11:25","date_gmt":"2015-12-17T16:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www1.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/?p=3377"},"modified":"2019-03-29T15:39:14","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T14:39:14","slug":"vtipy-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/?p=3377","title":{"rendered":"Vtipy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff;\"><em>autor: Kate\u0159ina Srbov\u00e1, 5.C<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">P\u0159ijde blond\u00fdna dom\u016f a v ruce dr\u017e\u00ed ps\u00ed hov\u00ednko. Uk\u00e1\u017ee ho man\u017eelovi a \u0159ekne: ,,Hele, do \u010deho jsem m\u00e1lem \u0161l\u00e1pla!&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">V\u00edte, jak zabav\u00edte blond\u00fdnu? Na dv\u011b strany pap\u00edru napi\u0161te: ,,Oto\u010d!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #99cc00;\">,,Mami, jsou to u\u017e opice?&#8221; pt\u00e1 se klou\u010dek v ZOO. ,,Ne, to je je\u0161t\u011b pan pokladn\u00ed.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Kate\u0159ina Srbov\u00e1, 5.C P\u0159ijde blond\u00fdna dom\u016f a v ruce dr\u017e\u00ed ps\u00ed hov\u00ednko. Uk\u00e1\u017ee ho man\u017eelovi a \u0159ekne: ,,Hele, do \u010deho jsem m\u00e1lem \u0161l\u00e1pla!&#8221;\u00a0 V\u00edte,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":1157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,150],"tags":[75],"class_list":["post-3377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nezarazene","category-vtipy","tag-prosinec-2015"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zsben.cz\/labyrint\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}