Mu\u017e si v obchod\u011b zkou\u0161\u00ed boty.
Prodava\u010d: \u201eTak co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te na tyhle?\u201c
Mu\u017e: \u201eNo, zdaj\u00ed se mi trochu t\u011bsn\u00e9…\u201c
Prodava\u010d: \u201eTak zkuste vyt\u00e1hnout jazyk.\u201c
Mu\u017e: \u201eNjo, po\u0161\u00e1t \u0161e mi \u0161daj\u00ed tje\u0161n\u00e9.\u201c<\/p>\n
Z\u00e1kazn\u00edk se pt\u00e1 v bufetu:
\u201eCo m\u00e1 znamenat ten rychl\u00fd v\u00fdprodej?\u201c
\u201eZ\u00edtra k n\u00e1m m\u00e1 p\u0159ij\u00edt hygienik.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eTen papou\u0161ek v\u00e1m vydr\u017e\u00ed nejm\u00e9n\u011b sto let. To v\u00e1m garantuji,\u201c uji\u0161\u0165uje obchodn\u00edk z\u00e1kazn\u00edka. Ten pochybova\u010dn\u011b odv\u011bt\u00ed: \u201eJestli ne, p\u0159ijdu ho reklamovat.\u201c<\/p>\n
Dnes jsem b\u011bhal 5 minut na p\u00e1su…
Pak p\u0159i\u0161la ochranka a vyhnala m\u011b z pokladny.<\/p>\n
\u201eNech\u00e1pu, jak n\u011bkdo mohl uhodnout m\u016fj PIN!\u201c
\u201eCo jste m\u011bl za PIN?\u201c
\u201eLetopo\u010det, kdy pape\u017e \u0158eho\u0159 IX. svato\u0159e\u010dil Domingo de Guzm\u00e1na, zakladatele Dominik\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho \u0159\u00e1du.\u201c
\u201eA ve kter\u00e9m roce se to odehr\u00e1lo?\u201c
\u201eV roce\u00a01234<\/b>.\u201c<\/p>\n
Na trhu.
Z\u00e1kazn\u00edk: \u201ePros\u00edm v\u00e1s, je ta mrkev geneticky upravovan\u00e1?\u201c
Prodava\u010d: \u201ePro\u010d se pt\u00e1te?\u201c
Mrkev: \u201eJo, pro\u010d se pt\u00e1te?\u201c<\/p>\n
Prodava\u010dka v knihkupectv\u00ed:
\u201eDvakr\u00e1t Matematika pro blbce po 159 K\u010d, to bude 500 K\u010d dohromady.\u201c<\/p>\n
Star\u00fd indi\u00e1n u\u010d\u00ed mlad\u00e9ho \u010d\u00edst kou\u0159ov\u00e9 sign\u00e1ly.
Najednou mlad\u00fd indi\u00e1n uvid\u00ed na kopci kou\u0159 a vol\u00e1: \u201eTati, tati, koukej, p\u0159e\u010dti mi to!\u201c
A star\u00fd indi\u00e1n na to: \u201ePo\u010dkej chv\u00edli, to je teprve reklama!\u201c<\/p>\n
F. Vlkannova, 7. D<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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