Pacient: \u201eDoktore, j\u00e1 se boj\u00edm, je to moje prvn\u00ed operace.\u201c
L\u00e9ka\u0159: \u201eNi\u010deho se nebojte, moje tak\u00e9.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eA pane doktore, jak m\u00e1m ty pr\u00e1\u0161ky br\u00e1t?\u201c
\u201eJeden r\u00e1no v 8 a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zap\u00edt, dal\u0161\u00ed v 10 a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zap\u00edt, pak si dejte jeden ve 12 a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zap\u00edt, dal\u0161\u00ed ve 4 odpoledne a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zap\u00edt a posledn\u00ed v 6 ve\u010der a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zap\u00edt.\u201c
\u201eA pane doktore, co mi vlastn\u011b je?\u201c
\u201eM\u00e1lo pijete.\u201c<\/p>\n
Doktor: \u201eM\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s dv\u011b zpr\u00e1vy. Chcete prvn\u00ed tu dobrou nebo tu \u0161patnou?\u201c
Mu\u017e: \u201eRad\u0161i tu dobrou.\u201c
Doktor: \u201eBude po v\u00e1s pojmenov\u00e1na nemoc.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201ePane doktore, opravdu mne budou operovat studenti?\u201c
\u201eAno.\u201c
\u201eA co kdy\u017e um\u0159u?\u201c
\u201eDostanou \u0161patnou zn\u00e1mku.\u201c<\/p>\n
Doktor mluv\u00ed k zdravotn\u00ed sest\u0159e.
\u201eSestro, pro\u010d bud\u00edte toho pacienta?\u201c
\u201eMus\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b dostat pr\u00e1\u0161ky na span\u00ed.”<\/p>\n
\u201ePane doktore, \u010d\u00edm v\u00edce ty pr\u00e1\u0161ky pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m, t\u00edm je mi h\u016f\u0159.\u201c
\u201eA jak\u00e9 pr\u00e1\u0161ky pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1te?\u201c
\u201eTy nejlep\u0161\u00ed z reklamy – Ariel a Persil!\u201c<\/p>\n
Pane doktore! Moje \u017eena je bl\u00e1zen!
U n\u00e1s doma jsou trpasl\u00edci a ona je nevid\u00ed!<\/p>\n
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