\u201eDobr\u00fd den, v \u017eivotopise m\u00e1te, \u017ee um\u00edte rychle po\u010d\u00edtat.\u201c
\u201eAno, to je pravda.\u201c
\u201eTak kolik je 365\u00d78?\u201c
\u201e930.\u201c
\u201eTo je \u0161patn\u011b!\u201c
\u201eAle bylo to rychl\u00e9!\u201c<\/p>\n
Pr\u016fvodce upozor\u0148uje n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky: \u201eA tady u\u017e je propast Macoch\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1!!!!!!\u201c<\/p>\n
Mlad\u00edk, pr\u00e1v\u011b odveden\u00fd, projevil z\u00e1jem slou\u017eit u n\u00e1mo\u0159nictva. \u201eUm\u00edte plavat?\u201c zeptal se ho p\u0159edseda komise.
Odvedenec se polekal: \u201eTo u\u017e nem\u00e1me \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 lod\u011b?!\u201c<\/p>\n
V leti\u0161tn\u00ed\u00a0 hale posed\u00e1v\u00e1 smutn\u00fd chlap.
P\u0159isedne si k n\u011bmu star\u0161\u00ed pan\u00ed a soucitn\u011b se pt\u00e1: \u201eCo se v\u00e1m stalo?\u201c
\u201eAle, ulet\u011blo mi letadlo.\u201c
\u201eNo tak si to tak neberte,\u201c ut\u011b\u0161uje ho pan\u00ed, \u201eur\u010dit\u011b chytnete dal\u0161\u00ed.\u201c
\u201eAle j\u00e1 jsem pilot!\u201c<\/p>\n
Pohovor na pozici knihovn\u00edka:
Personalista: \u201eDobr\u00fd den, pro\u010d se hl\u00e1…\u201c
Uchaze\u010d: \u201eP\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161t!\u201c
Personalista: \u201eJak\u00e9 jsou Va\u0161…\u201c
Uchaze\u010d: \u201eP\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161t!\u201c
Personalista: \u201eV\u00fdborn\u011b, bereme V\u00e1s!\u201c<\/p>\n
Chl\u00e1pek p\u0159ijde na pracovn\u00ed pohovor k \u0159editeli cirkusu:
\u0158editel se ho zept\u00e1: \u201eA co tedy um\u00edte zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho?\u201c
Chl\u00e1pek na to: \u201eUm\u00edm dob\u0159e napodobovat pt\u00e1ky.\u201c
\u201eTakov\u00fdch u\u017e tady m\u00e1me dost. Nen\u00ed z\u00e1jem!\u201c, odpov\u00ed nevrle \u0159editel. \u201eNo tak na shledanou\u201c, \u0159ekne onen chl\u00e1pek a odlet\u00ed oknem.<\/p>\n
\u201ePro\u010d jste se stal pilotem?\u201c
\u201eCht\u011bl jsem p\u0159ekonat sv\u016fj nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed strach.\u201c
\u201eZ v\u00fd\u0161ek?\u201c
\u201eStrach z toho, \u017ee zem\u0159u s\u00e1m…\u201c<\/p>\n
Mluv\u00ed spolu dva p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. \u201eDnes jsem si na\u0161el novou pr\u00e1ci, ale hned jsem musel do nemocnice.\u201c \u201eOpravdu? A co se ti stalo?\u201c \u201eNo, pracuju v takov\u00e9 v\u00fdrobn\u00ed hale a pot\u0159eboval jsem has\u00e1k. Tak jsem zavolal: Pavle, ho\u010f mi sem ten has\u00e1k!\u201c \u201eNo a pro\u010d si skon\u010dil v nemocnici?\u201c \u201eV hale pracuje 19 Pavl\u016f.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u017dena nastoup\u00ed do letadla a pt\u00e1 se letu\u0161ky: \u201eMohla bych se pod\u00edvat za kapit\u00e1nem?\u201c a letu\u0161ka j\u00ed odpov\u00ed: \u201eLituji, sle\u010dno… piloti te\u010f pracuj\u00ed z domova.\u201c<\/p>\n
Pan\u00ed va\u0159\u00ed ob\u011bd, a najednou n\u011bkdo zvon\u00ed. Pan\u00ed jde otev\u0159\u00edt, a za dve\u0159mi je p\u00e1n v mont\u00e9rk\u00e1ch a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eVy jste si objedn\u00e1vala umyt\u00ed oken, a tak jsem tady.\u201c Pan\u00ed ho pust\u00ed d\u00e1l, dovede ho do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku a jde do kuchyn\u011b pokra\u010dovat ve va\u0159en\u00ed.
Za chv\u00edli zase zvonek. Pan\u00ed jde otev\u0159\u00edt, za dve\u0159mi p\u00e1n v mont\u00e9rk\u00e1ch a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eTak j\u00e1 jdu um\u00fdt ty okna.\u201c Pan\u00ed zavrt\u00ed hlavou, ale pust\u00ed ho d\u00e1l a jde va\u0159it.
Za chv\u00edli zase n\u011bkdo zvon\u00ed, pan\u00ed jde otev\u0159\u00edt, a za dve\u0159mi p\u00e1n v mont\u00e9rk\u00e1ch a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eTak j\u00e1 jdu na ty okna.\u201c Pan\u00ed se podiv\u00ed: \u201eTo V\u00e1s mus\u00ed b\u00fdt tolik? V\u017edy\u0165 u\u017e tam jsou dva.\u201c
A p\u00e1n odpov\u00ed: \u201eNe, to jsem po\u0159\u00e1d j\u00e1. J\u00e1 u\u017e jsem dvakr\u00e1t vypadl.\u201c<\/p>\n
Star\u0161\u00ed p\u00e1n sed\u00ed v letadle a bre\u010d\u00ed. Letu\u0161ka se ho pt\u00e1, co se d\u011bje. P\u00e1n odpov\u00ed: \u201eJ\u00e1 se boj\u00edm, j\u00e1 jsem je\u0161t\u011b nikdy nelet\u011bl!\u201c Letu\u0161ka si povzdechne a \u0159ekne: \u201eVy mu\u017ei jste v\u0161ichni stejn\u00ed. To sam\u00e9 \u0159\u00edkal p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed i pilot.\u201c<\/p>\n
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